The Baby Talk Isn’t Cute Anymore

, , , , | Right | June 4, 2020

I had a difficult pregnancy and gained a lot of weight. About seven months after having the baby, I’m finally starting to feel okay again, when this happens.

Customer: “So, when is your baby due?”

Me: *Awkward laugh* “Uh… negative seven months.”

Customer: “Huh? Oh!”

The customer looks me up and down.

Customer: “Well, I guess it could still be baby weight.” *Scurries off*

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