The Avocado Monologues
(I am stacking the oranges, which are next to the shelf of avocados. A very well-dressed woman in her 40s comes over and starts feeling the avocados while talking to herself loudly.)
Customer: “Wouldn’t you just hate to be an avocado?”
(The woman continues feeling up the avocados.)
Customer: “Hmm. You know what? That’s actually my biggest fear. Becoming an avocado.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
