The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists

Customer: “I need some artsy fartsy sweetener.”

Me: “I’m sorry, some… what?”

Customer: “Artsy fartsy sweetener. Here, look.”

He shows me a shopping list.

Customer: “My wife wants artsy fartsy sweetener.”

Me: “That says artificial sweetener. I’ll show you where they are.”

I bring him to the right section and show him the different brands and types. He says he will call his wife. As I’m walking away:

Customer: *On the phone.* “Honey, I’m at the sweeteners, but none of them are artsy fartsy… why are you laughing?”