The Art Of Breaking In Without Breaking In  

, , , , | Right | August 18, 2020

I work at a Chinese buffet. We get really busy on the weekends, and there are always cars getting broken into at the parking lot. A customer comes in with security.

Customer: “My car got broken into and my stuff was stolen.”

Manager: “Okay, did you lock your doors?”

We have a sign outside that says to lock the doors of your car because we’re not responsible for the losses.

Customer: “Yes, I did.”

Manager: “So did they break your windows?”

Customer: “No.”

Manager: “But you locked your car?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Manager: “And your doors are okay?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Manager: “And the windows are not broken?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Manager: “So… how did they get in if you locked your car and there are no damages?”

Customer: “Uh… I don’t know.”

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