The Appliance Of Scientifical

(My earth science teacher has posted pictures of scientists such as Copernicus, Hawking, and others, up on his walls. However, I notice that it is lacking Ben Franklin.)

Me: *discreetly tapes a picture of Ben Franklin up on the wall, under which are the words* “And here’s Ben Franklin because he was a cool scientifical dude who deserves to be placed with the other scientifical dudes.”

(A few days later, the picture of Ben Franklin has been moved to a better position on the wall, and my teacher has placed a post-it note next to it…)

Note: “Here’s a fun fact… Scientifical is actually a word! … I was surprised, too!”