The Answer Is Black Or White House
(In the 1950s my grandmother took a boat from the UK to New York. Of course she had to answer questions to get through security.)
Security: “Do you have plans to blow up the White House, madam?”
Grandmother: “Oh, why? Is it an option?”
Security: “Try again, madam.”
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