The Anatomy Of A Beep
High School | Learning
| February 19, 2017
(Our chemistry teacher is fairly strict, but is well liked as he’s a good teacher with a good, dry sense of humour. Today we are in the computer room. These computers make an obnoxious beeping sound if the tab key is pressed too many times. Many of the pupils are deliberately making this noise.)
Student: *knowing what the noise is but feigning ignorance* “Sir, what’s that beeping noise?”
Teacher: “It is the sound of people with incredibly small penises.”
(The beeping immediately stopped.)
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