The American Way Is Closed
(It’s store policy to have employees in the store 30 minutes before opening and 45 – 60 minutes after close to prep, clean, etc. We closed about 10 minutes ago and I am mopping the eating area. A customer bangs on the door. We’re required to interact with customers, even after close, so I go and crack the door open.)
Customer: “What the h***? I need a coffee. Let me in.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We closed 10 minutes ago. All of our coffee has been dumped and the machines are going through a cleaning cycle.”
Customer: “What? What are you doing here then?”
Me: “We have to clean the store and set up for tomorrow morning after close every night.”
Customer: “Seriously? They make you stay after close?”
Me: “Well, yes. We can’t clean the equipment while serving customers.”
Customer: “That’s monstrous! That’s slave labor!! I’m writing corporate about this!”
Me: “Sir, they still pay us… it’s standard procedure.”
Customer: “It’s horrible! I’m so sorry! This isn’t the American way!”
(He leaves, then, still mumbling about the ‘atrocity’ of our situation.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?