The Aircraft Carrier Kind of Gives It Away
(This was at a government office on a Navy base.)
Me: “[Program Office], [My Name] speaking. Can I help you?”
Caller: “Can I speak to the homeowner?”
Me: “Sir, this is a naval base, not a residence.”
Caller: “Are you sure?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
