The Air Is Fresh With Dishonor

(I’m with two of my sisters helping to vacuum out the elder’s car. While she’s doing this I see a machine that sells air fresheners cheaply and try to buy one.)

Older Sister: “[My Name], what are you doing?”

Me: “Trying to buy an air freshener… Darn it!”

Younger Sister: “What?”

Me: “Stupid machine stole my quarter!”

(My younger sister looks dead at the machine.)

Younger Sister: “Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your creator! Dishonor on your cow!

(Never did get back my quarter, but it was worth the laugh when the guy spraying down his truck nearby gave my sister a clear ‘WTF’ look.)