The Age Of Innocence
(I am in daycare playing Legos with the kids when they start talking about birthdays and how old they are. They start guessing my age, and when they finally guess the right age, I tell them.)
Me: “Do you think that’s old?”
Boy: “Yes, but not old enough to die… yet.”
Me: “How old is ‘old enough to die’?”
Boy: “You’d have to be a hundred or something to die.”
(I’m glad I’m only eighteen!)
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