The Adventures Of Calvin And Lil’ Frankie

(I am chatting with a friend on Facebook:)

Me: “Ok, if I have a son, I am naming him Calvin. SO HELP ME! I will make [Fiance] understand how perfect it is.”

Friend: “Ok, I will assist but you have to back me on naming my son Francis.”

Me: “Can I call him Lil’ Frankie and dress him like a tiny gangster?”

Friend: “YES.”