The 70s Always Beat The 80s

| Related | April 15, 2016

Me: “Dad, what temperature should chicken be when it’s cooked?”

Dad: “80 degrees.”

Me: “Okay, 70 it is…”

Dad: “70 is not good enough. You’ll die.”

Me: “Okay…” *goes to door* “Mum, what temperature does chicken have to be?”

Mum: *from the next room* “I usually do it until just over 70.”

Dad: “70’s not good enough!”

Me: “You’ve been eating that for most of your life, and here you are… not dead!”

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