That’s What You Get For Reading The Comments

Lady: “I’d like to return this laptop.”

Me: “May I ask why?”

Lady: “Well, I was on YouTube and somebody was rude to me! It’s obvious this laptop is broken, as everyone likes me!”

Me: “…”

Lady: “EVERYONE LIKES ME! YOU UNDERSTAND!”

(The lady ran around the shop screaming cuss words at me. I don’t like her.)