That’s What You Get For Hiring Rick

(This is one of the more… unique… resignation emails that our department has received.)

Email: “It is with the most sincere apologies that I have to inform you that I will be taking an extended leave of absence from [Company]. During a side project assignment on my days off, I have managed to turn myself into a pickle. Being a pickle will make it difficult to wear my team shirt or my eyeglasses, so I am unable to continue working at this time.

Please do not worry about me. As soon as I discover a workable serum to reverse the process, I will be back. ;)”

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