That’s What The Robots Want You To Think

Me: “Good morning and welcome to [Company]. You’re speaking with [My Name].”

Customer: “Um…” *yells to his wife in the background* “I got one of those robots again!”

Me: “Sir, I am not a robot.”

Customer: “You’re just programmed to say that.”

Me: “Sir, I assure you I am not a robot. I am a human being and I would be happy to help you today.”

Customer: “[Wife], what should I do?”

Customer’s Wife: “Just hang up and we’ll ring back.”

Customer: “Yeah, I don’t want to talk to a robot.” *hangs up*

Me: *facepalm*