That’s What She Liked

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, already half asleep. Suddenly I start to giggle uncontrollably.)

Boyfriend: “What’s up? I want to laugh too, but you have to tell me what it is!”

Me: “I was just going to say that you’re my favourite place in the world. Then I remembered that you can check into locations on Facebook, so it’d read ‘[Boyfriend’s Name] was in [My Name].”