That’s What He Said… Over And Over Again
I am a customer waiting for the cashier. A middle-aged man is currently being checkout by a young woman. He pays with credit, and as soon as he puts the card in, he pulls it out.
Customer: “Oops! I got an error! I pulled it out too fast!”
Cashier: “That’s okay; let me reset this.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, I pulled it out too fast.”
Cashier: “Okay, please try again.”
Customer: *Stares at the cashier* “I pulled it out too fast.”
Cashier: “It happens a lot.”
The man chuckles, pays, and begins to bag his stuff.
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?