That’s The Way The Diet Crumbles

| Working | July 21, 2015

(I volunteer at a local charity shop. The shop has recently been trying to take on some more volunteers. The manager is discussing one of the newer sign ups with the assistant manager.)

Manager: “So [new volunteer] said she wants to lose weight.”

Assistant Manager: “Well we can start by replacing the biscuit tin with a fruit basket.”

Manager: “And fill it with biscuits?”

(The worst part was, she genuinely thought it was going to be filled with biscuits.)

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