That’s The Trouble With Life Insurance

After I broke up with my fiancé, I visited our Human Resources office to change my life insurance beneficiary from him to my mom. (I know, I know. He should have never been my beneficiary in the first place.) I also increased the amount of my life insurance because he had left me in major debt, and I wanted my family to be able to pay for all that.

When the HR employee saw the life insurance amount:

Employee: “Wow! Your mom will be one lucky lady if you die!” 

Me: *Shocked and confused* “I think my mom would actually rather I be alive.”