That’s The Theory That Fits

I went into a large department store on the day after Christmas. They had advertised some good sales on items I needed. I arrived there about an hour after the store opened, so I was afraid the store would be crowded. However, I was about the only customer there!

I made my purchase and asked the clerk about the quiet store.

Me: “Where is everybody?” 

Clerk: “I guess everything fit this year!”