That’s The Reich Answer

| Friendly | May 20, 2016

(Overheard at a bus stop:)

Stranger #1: “Okay, if you could hang out with anyone in the afterlife for just five minutes, who would it be?”

Stranger #2: “Hitler.”

Stranger #1: “Hitler? Why the h*** would you want to hang out with Hitler, of all people?”

Stranger #2: “Because I’m gay and Jewish and want to put the fear of God in his eyes for what he did to my great-grandmother and her sisters in Poland!”

Stranger #1: “But if Hitler’s already in Hell, wouldn’t you think that he’d already have the fear of God in his eyes?”

Stranger #2: “Well, then I’ll just make him fear even harder!”

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