That’s Some Really Crappy Sex
(My husband walks into our bedroom, naked, and slithers up into bed with me.)
Husband: “So, I was just in the bathroom trying to poop, and I thought, ‘What do most guys do while they’re trying to poop, but can’t? Probably watch p*rn. Hmm. I’m going to go have sex with my wife, instead!’”
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