That’s Some Bangin’ Protection
(My friend and I are talking on Skype. I’m complaining about how I injured myself the previous night by carelessness and exhaustion. I have a few bruises as a result.)
Me: “The worst of the injuries was slamming my big toe into the doorjamb. That took up the rest of my night.”
Friend: “No fun! I’m sorry.”
Me: “Me, too. I’m clearly not safe and need protection for a while.”
Friend: “You’ll still manage to get banged up, I’m sure.”
Me: “ROFL! I meant like bubble wrap armor!”
Friend: “Oh, god, I didn’t mean it that way! I meant you’ll still get banged by something.”
(Pause.)
Friend: “That still sounds horrible, never mind!”
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