That’s Some Shifty Excuse

, , , , | Working | April 2, 2018

(My friend goes into a popular fast food place one day and orders four soft-serve cones. We are all travelling together in a car.)

Server: “Could you wait 15 minutes?”

Friend: “Why? Is the machine broken or being cleaned?”

Server: “No, I’ll be done by then and I won’t have to make them. So, are you going to wait?”

Friend: *pause* “No.”

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