That’s Pretty Dumb

| Romantic | May 11, 2012

(My boyfriend is telling a story about a girl he knew at university who apparently fancied him. The feeling was not mutual.)

Boyfriend: “I mean, she was very attractive. But she was kind of annoying, and dumb as a post.”

(He kisses me.)

Boyfriend: “I’d rather have a girlfriend who’s intelligent.”

(There is a brief pause, and then his face takes on an ‘oh-crap’ expression.)

Boyfriend: “…and beautiful! Intelligent and beautiful!”

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