That’s One Way To Get Some Cough Syrup…
(I have a throat infection and have been coughing for days. My boyfriend and I are messing with each other a bit, tickling and poking the other all afternoon. This happens after he pokes me three times in a row.)
Me: “I will cough on everything you love.”
Boyfriend: “You’re already coughing over yourself, babe.”
Me: “Aww. Still, I will cough on everything ELSE you love!”
Boyfriend: *smirking* “I doubt you’re flexible enough to make that happen.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?