That’s One Humdinger Of A Request

Me: “Thank you for calling [Hotel]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, we’re flying in there tomorrow and I need to know what the hum-diddly is.”

Me: “Pardon me, what was that?”

Caller: “The hum-diddly! I need to know how bad it is! I need to know what it’s gonna do to my hair!”

Me: “Do… do you mean the humidity?”

Caller: “Is that what they call it in Hawaiian?”

I greeted this same customer when she arrived the next day. She was very nice.