That’s One Halal Of A Take
Customer: “Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?”
Me: “Uh… pardon?”
Customer: “Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?”
Me: “Okay, so I did hear you correctly the first time. Why are you asking that?”
Customer: “Because of your meat section!”
He points to a specific part of our meat aisle: the halal section. It’s not huge, but the signage is very clear.
Me: “Having a halal section doesn’t mean we support Sharia law.”
Customer: “Then why do you have it?”
Me: “To provide for our wide range of customers.”
Customer: “So you feed terrorists?!”
Me: “Okay, we’re done here.”
Customer: “I’m going to write to my MP to complain about this!”
Me: “When you do, tell them we’re having a buy-two-for-a-fiver on all packs of pork sausages!”
