That’s One Giant Jump To Conclusions For Mankind

, , | Right | July 14, 2009

(At our electronics store, we have a stand with a WALL-E cut-out that talks when someone walks by it.)

Movie Display: “Oooooooooh.”

Customer: “What the– sir, SIR!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “That robot just moo’d at me.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “That robot over there. He’s made fun of me because I’m fat by saying ‘MOOOOOOO.'”

Me: “Ma’am, it did not moo at you. It said ‘oooooh.’ It has a sensor there for when people walk by it, making one of five pre-recorded sounds.”

Customer: *infuriated* “No! It moo’d at me! You two are covering for each other to make fun of my appearance!”

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