That’s One Giant Jump To Conclusions For Mankind
(At our electronics store, we have a stand with a WALL-E cut-out that talks when someone walks by it.)
Movie Display: “Oooooooooh.”
Customer: “What the– sir, SIR!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “That robot just moo’d at me.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “That robot over there. He’s made fun of me because I’m fat by saying ‘MOOOOOOO.'”
Me: “Ma’am, it did not moo at you. It said ‘oooooh.’ It has a sensor there for when people walk by it, making one of five pre-recorded sounds.”
Customer: *infuriated* “No! It moo’d at me! You two are covering for each other to make fun of my appearance!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.