That’s Not What “Free-Flowing” Means

(It’s a Saturday afternoon and I’m on my way to the liquor store. When I’m about ten feet away from the door, I see a woman storm out to her van, angrily yelling at their friend inside the whole while.)

Woman: “This is not our liquor store. We are never coming here again; they don’t give anything for free!”

(What did they expect, a BOGO on beer? One free shot with every purchase?)