That’s Not The Only Thing She Was Scared Out Of

Me: “Thank you for calling *hiccup!* how may I *hiccup!* help you?”

Customer: *laughing* “Got a problem over there?”

Me: “Sorry, sir, *hiccup!*, I have the hiccups.”

Customer: “Oh, okay, well… DO YOU WANT ME TO GO OVER THERE AND KILL YOU RIGHT NOW?!”

Me: “Um… uh… I mean…”

Customer: “Ha ha ha, I’m just kidding with you. I bet you don’t have the hiccups anymore now, huh?”