That’s Not Quite How Any Of This Works

, , , | Right | August 29, 2018

Woman: “Hi, I would like to return this top I bought here not that long ago. See, it didn’t fit very well and it was very expensive.” *hands me a shirt*

Me: “Do you have a receipt?”

Woman: *hands me a crumpled, faded receipt*

Me: “I really would like to help you, miss, but there’s two reasons I can’t. For one, this receipt is from three years ago. Also, the receipt is from another store that went out of business over a year ago.”

Woman: “Can I exchange it?”

Me: “No, miss, that is not how this works.”

Woman: “Fine, then, can I speak to your manager?”

Me: *calls manager over*

Manager: “What seems to be the problem?”

Woman: “Your stupid employee won’t return this shirt for me!”

Manager: “Can I see the shirt and receipt?”

Woman: *hands over receipt and shirt*

Manager: “Sorry, ma’am, but this is not from here and we do not take clothes back from other stores.”

Woman: “If only you told me that in the first place!” *leaves*

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