That’s Not How Tanning Works
(I go back to the supermarket where I work after a two-week vacation. A creepy regular is at my register:)
Regular: “It’s been a long time.”
Me: “Yes, I was on vacation.”
Regular: “On vacation? But you didn’t tan?”
Me: “I’m red-haired! I’m not easily tanned.”
Regular: “Twaddles! If you took off your clothes, you would tan!”