That’s Not Chicken In The Pho…

, , , , , | Friendly | January 1, 2019

(My roommate is reading news stories on her phone while I am in the bathroom, a couple of rooms away.)

Roommate: “Hey, there’s going to be a Vietnamese pigeon in [Neighborhood Near Us] soon!”

Me: “What?!” *suddenly realizes* “Oh, wait. Did you say a Vietnamese kitchen? Like a place where you get food?”

Roommate: “Yes, of course! What did you think I said?”

Me: “I heard Vietnamese pigeon! I was trying to figure out how they were different than pigeons in the rest of the world, and why we were getting one in [Neighborhood]!”

Roommate: “I worry about you sometimes, girl.”

(Yeah, me, too… In my defense, at least the words sound similar?)

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