That’s Just Not Hip
(My fiancé and I are cuddling in bed.)
Fiancé: “Ow!”
Me: “What? Did I hurt you?”
Fiancé: “No, I cracked my ankle.”
Me: “Oh.”
Fiancé: “Well, my ankle, but at the top of my thigh.”
Me: *laughing* “You mean your hip?”
Fiancé: “Probably…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
