That’s Just How They ROLL

| Friendly | December 17, 2015

(I’m IMing a co-worker/friend during the day. We’re discussing a boy I was seeing who was a baker, and the obvious perks.)

Friend: “The real loss is the bread you won’t be getting.”

Me: “Yeah, but it’s okay. I learned how to make the English muffin bread. It’s not that difficult. No bread-maker KNEADED.”

Friend: “…You can stop now.”

Me: “At YEAST admit it was funny. It’s BUTTER if you just let me have this one.”

Friend: “…”

Me: “DOUGH-n’t be like this.”

Friend: “You’re so lucky your desk is on the completely opposite side of the office.”

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