That’s It. You’ve Peaked.
I’m a woman in my twenties working behind the bar. I’m ringing in an order on the register when a man in his forties approaches.
Man: “Hey.”
I look up at him.
Man: “I’m picturing you naked right now.”
Me: “Oh? Are you impressed by my massive horse c**k?”
I have never seen a grown man rethink his existence so quickly. His friends laughed, many a swordfight joke was made, and I (hypothetically) won them all.
Nothing so satisfying will happen to me at work ever again. Where do we go from here?
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