That’s Going To Eat Me Up All Day

, , , , | Right | December 31, 2018

(I work at a women’s fashion retailer. I am wearing a purple lace top that is loose around my stomach. This exchange happens one day with an older lady.)

Customer: “When are you due?”

Me: “I’m not pregnant.”

Customer: “Then why is your stomach sticking out?”

Me: *looking down* “I just ate. Your total is $12.98.”

(She didn’t even apologize, and she had the nerve to look offended that I wasn’t pregnant.)

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