That’s… Flattering? But Weird.

I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he called me about ten minutes later.

Client: “Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the s***. You’re the s***.”

Me: “Oh, well… thanks. Just doing my job, but I’m glad you like it. What can I do for you?”

Client: “Send the job to production. But I was actually calling because my friend wants to know if you’re single.”

Client’s Friend: *Screaming in the background* “Girl, are you single?!”