And That’s How The Car Keys Crumble

, , , | Related | September 13, 2017

(My mom and I have just come back from a round of shopping.)

Me: “Hey, Mom, could I get the cookies?”

Mom: “What? No.”

Me: “Come on, pleaaase?”

Mom: “If it’s for a good reason, then sure, but I don’t really think you’re old enough yet.”

Me: *baffled but still continuing* “Please? I’ll only take a few then put it back.”

Mom: “A few of what?”

Me: “The cookies!”

Mom: “Cookies?! Oh, God, I thought you said ‘car keys’. Yeah, sure, you can take the cookies.

(Not only did I get the cookies, but I also got a good story!)

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