That’s An Interesting Way To Paint It

After trying my hand at house painting, wasting a lot of paint, and realizing I am pretty hopeless at home renovation work, I call a local tradesman to ask for a quote, stating that I am looking to paint a small bedroom and that the work would involve correcting my inept attempt. I leave my number for a call back.

An hour later:

Painter: “Hi, this is [Painter] from [Company]. You’re the lady having problems in the bedroom?”