That’s A New Kind Of Brain Freeze

A customer waves me over, holding her water glass.

Customer: “This ice is too cold. Do you have different ice?”

I blink. Then smile.

Me: “Sure thing, ma’am. I’ll take this glass and be right back with a different one.”

I walk it to the back, do absolutely nothing, and return with the exact same glass.

Customer: “This glass of ice is much better! Thank you.”

Ma’am, it’s the same ice. You just waited two minutes and calmed down.