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That’s A Latte To Take In

| Right | February 3, 2017

(I work in a large, busy coffee shop. I am assisting an American customer who is reading our menu very closely. We offer iced coffees, including iced Americanos, lattes, and mochas.)

Customer: “Okay, the iced Americano. This says that is dairy-free. What makes it dairy-free?”

Me: “There’s no… dairy in it. It’s made with water and coffee.”

Customer: “Okay, could you make me that, but with some milk in it?”

Me: *trying to be chipper and patient* “Yes, of course! How much milk?”

Customer: “Oh, all milk. Coffee, and then milk instead of water.”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Okay, no problem!”

Customer: “Wait… does that just make it an iced latte?”

Me: “Yes… Yes, it does.”

Customer: “Ah, never mind. I don’t want that, then. I’ll just get a smoothie.”

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