That’s A Hole Lot Of Stupid

When I was getting a new aquarium, I put my fish into plastic bags of water to hold them while I set up the new tank.

My friend panicked and started punching holes in the bags with a pencil.

Me: “What in the good god are you doing?”

Friend: “I’m putting air holes in the bag so your fish don’t suffocate. Come on [My Name], use your head!”

Nothing I said could convince her she wasn’t the hero of this tale.