That’s A Bit Of A Leap

Our store is having a Leap Day sale for February 29th only.

Customer: “I won’t be here on Saturday. Can I get the sale on Sunday?”

Me: “I’m afraid the sale is just for Leap Day, so it’s just the one day.”

Customer: “But isn’t Sunday, February 30th?”

Me: “Uh… no.”

Customer: “Well, it should be! If the Leap Day falls on a Saturday, they should make it a weekend thing!” 

She left with a “tut” that I couldn’t delay the Earth’s revolution by a day.