That’ll Be One Rippled Rear
(A woman walks into the video section of the department store.)
Customer: “I’ve been looking all over this d*** store, and I can’t find the new Buns of Abs workout video!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ll try to find it for you. Were you looking for Buns of Steel or Abs of Steel?”
Customer: “It’s called BUNS OF ABS! BUNS OF ABS! BUNS OF ABS! BUNS OF ABS! Don’t you think I know what I’m talking about?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I’m sorry, but it looks like we only have Buns of Steel and Abs of Steel at this moment. Would you like either of these two?”
Customer: “No, I want Buns of Abs!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I’m afraid we simply don’t have your video in stock. Is there anything else I can do to assist you?”
(The customer lumbers off, grumbling. Thankfully, at the insistence of her daughter, she came back two minutes later to purchase Abs of Steel and Buns of Steel.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
