That Would Be A Mis-Steak, Part 4
I work the meat counter at a grocery store. An older man comes to the counter with two younger women.
Customer: “We need three steaks! The best you got!”
Me: “Well, it’s a great price on the strips this week.”
Customer: *Putting his arms around the women* “Look, I don’t need a d*** discount! Give me the best steaks you have! Spare no expense!”
Me: “Filet mignon is always a good bet.”
Customer: “Now you get it! Three of those!”
I wrap them up.
Customer: “H*** yeah! We are balling out tonight!”
A few minutes later a cashier comes back with the steaks.
Cashier: “His card was declined.”
Related:
That Would Be A Mis-Steak, Part 3
That Would Be A Mis-Steak, Part 2
That Would Be A Mis-Steak
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