That Was Unwarranted

(I’m shopping for a fan for home, find one that does everything I need and stand in line to pay.)

Cashier: “That’s £19.99, please.”

Me: “Okay.”

Cashier: “Would you like to add-three year warranty for £15?”

Me: “…”

Cashier: “Sorry. I know you don’t, but I have to ask.”

Me: “No worries.”

Cashier: “Thank you. That has all gone through, and thank you for not shouting at me.”

(Five years later the fan is still going strong.)